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Cyanide & Happiness Book Cyanide & Happiness Book

Rated 5 / 5 stars


It was so funny I didn't even know it was a real ad until the end...

Beer Run! Beer Run!

Rated 5 / 5 stars


This restored my love for flash animation... Brings me way back to when i was a wee lad... COOL STORY BRO! (I actually think this has a cool story).

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Upgrade Complete! Upgrade Complete!

Rated 5 / 5 stars


I like the ending.

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Super Adventure Game Land Super Adventure Game Land

Rated 5 / 5 stars

It would of made me lol more if...

Made your music some how come from the motherboard speaker...
The princess made me lol.

squidly responds:

The motherboard has a speaker?
Anyways, that would be insanely difficult, although it WOULD be fricking awesome.

Cyber Race 2 multiplayer Cyber Race 2 multiplayer

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I liek

I simply liked the feel of the controls for the car even though i found them difficult to use. The slide you got when you got stuck in the green was nice because even though it messed you up to fall in you got out quickly, unlike in most racers were you be stuck for 10 whole seconds or even up to a minute. Chat would simply be an upgrade, as well a player count. I liek!

Recent Audio Reviews

HW - Sedative Shapes HW - Sedative Shapes

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Dude this is insane.

Im a metal head and this is just making bob my head. I can't wait for your longer versonand im gunna fav this.
You should help out ChickenDigger
Its a online migigy that is losing direction and your skills could realign the whole progect. FUKKEN SAVED MAN.

haywirehaywire responds:

haha alright thanks man ill check em out

Darkbeat Darkbeat

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Luv it.

It loops very well. It repeated and I almost didn't notice. It needs n other review and it is beautiful.

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Varnik responds:

Glad that you liked it, but as for reviewing it I don't think we will be. Thanks again!

Blackcore Blackcore

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

I think its some sick shit.

I only think it needs more singing. The singing that is in this kick ass. The only things that I don't like are not have a damn clue what your saying and a lack of vocals. When i think vocals, i think ether have consistant vocals, or leave as an instumental. I like singing along with my metal. But what you have done here is face smashing brutality nonetheless.
Just for the record the drumming in this can be played it the drummer uses two twin pedals. It would be awesome to see this song played live. This shit would drive the pit crazy.

Darren1337 responds:

About the vocals; I only put the two "screeches" in to add a little variety to an otherwise repetitive song. If you listen to metal for at least 5 minutes you'll often hear a little "ugh" or similar vocal "igniting" a section of music. I use inverted commas because these are my words, I wouldn't know the standard, being self-taught etc. The best example I can think of of this "ignition" is transmigration macabre by arch enemy. Every now and then you'll hear liiva/gossow spitting something unintelligible to herald the chorus. So, I'm not actually using words as such, just something that sounds aggressive.